We, the fans of the NFL Franchise New Orleans Saints, have been unjustly penalized, defamed, and deprived by NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell's alleged Bounty Investigation. From the get-go, Goodell refused to be transparent, leaked media claims, overzealously pursued unjustly harsh penalties against our players, and completely ruined a season for the whole Who Dat Nation. These actions have caused irreparable damage to players' reputations and our franchise as a whole.
Given recent overturnings of Goodell's suspension-heavy sanctions, we the Who Dat Nation, in the greatest tradition of carnival satire, demand that Goder Goodell be compelled to eat an entire crow on national television. The crow may be prepared in any manner, so long as a New Orleans chef does so.
Who Dat.