We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Commute, demand that the Selfish, Slow drivers be held accountable for their Inconsiderate and imbecilic ways. Not only is their torpid travel illegal in several states, it causes thousands of incidents of 'road rage', costs thousands of lives (in accumulative minutes), delays us from arriving to work, and more importantly, delays us from going home from work.
For their lack of common courtesy and common sense, and for depriving people of life (the accumulative minutes), liberty (traffic is bondage) and the pursuit of happiness (getting home from work), we demand they be held accountable by the Courts and punished by DEATH.



