Barack Obama is demanding via classified communications technology that Jeffrey Clayton Rockwell, a US Citizen who has been purposely denied every right afforded by the Constitution and tortured for 3.6 years and counting, must submit a formal threat against the President's life (preferably one that would make a good scene in a movie) and be arrested by the United States Secret Service in order to regain his rights as a US Citizen.
I know this sounds fucking insane but sadly, it is true.