Mr. President, there is a subsection of Americans that are in need of guidance. Across Brony-dom there is a looming specter of discord among its shipping masses. Everyone in the community wants to have one particular character, Rainbow Dash, to be paired with their choice of pony. However, the issue gets more polarizing and divisive by each passing day.
Mr. President, I am asking for the White House to make an official statement on who it thinks Rainbow Dash is best suited for in a relationship in the hope that your influence can settle this long, heated battle and finally create some consensus. If this were to be done, then perhaps the American people will regain the confidence that people CAN work together in these troubling times. Your executive action could indeed initiate progress.