If any of you have read through any of the petitions here, then you know what I mean. I started to cite examples, but it just turned into a rant and 800 characters wasn't enough.
As stupid as my petition is, at least I'm not begging any of you to find my missing friend (I saw three of those).
If somebody doesn't step in soon, we're all going to be watching a guy get hit in the nuts, eating butter out of a gallon popcorn bucket and masterbating in Lazyboy recliners.
Hopefully, I'll be dead before then.