We the people of the United States, hereby petition the Obama administration to meet at least once quarterly, in an "unofficial" capacity with Peter Dinklage, A.K.A. Tyrion Lannister, A.K.A. The Coolest Man Alive.
During this meeting, you are to discuss matters of import. It has become obvious to the People of the United States after viewing 5 seasons of Game of Thrones, that Tyrion Lannister is a skilled and shrewd advisor. We feel the Obama administration, and our country will benefit greatly from these meetings.
Also, please have John Snow unkilled. Thank you.
Winter is coming, and the people have spoken.