A great man once said "let's turn on the TV and wait for Christmas Specials, make a frozen pizza, watch your stolen cable." That man was Dan "Soupy" Campbell of the Wonder Years. As the leader of the WWSD movement (what would Soupy do) I suggest that we officially make Pizza it's own food group. After all pizza is the king of all foods, and it's totally pop punk.
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