We are tired of government waste, money spent on futile wars, and wall street bailouts, all while health care costs are skyrocketing, wages aren't growing with inflation, an entire generation is stalling under the weight of crushing student loan debt, and Fuller House has been renewed for another season.
We have come together as citizens of the United States of America, to demand you divert the necessary funds to enact meaningful change: Make Pokémon real!!! We don't care how you do it, we just know we want it and we want it now, and we want you to do whatever it is you do and make it work.
Think of the applications: Alakazams running classrooms, Pikachus as clean renewable energy, the possibilities are endless. Bring about the change you promised.