Along the Afghanistan-Turkmenistan border, President Ace Ventura Obama Pet Detective has employed the use of squirrels as jittery data miners, capable of many of the same tasks as PTSD-stricken soldiers in the field. Able to defuse bombs and carry encoded messages across enemy lines, these squirrels are among America's least recognized heroes. Stop wiretapping our veteran squirrels!
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