Robert Bern once had a mullet. Not just any mullet. This mullet was special. A free flowing mane that would make a lion jealous. It gave him the strength of Samson! I believe it helped end the Cold War and almost brought about world peace. Until, one fateful day. Robert went to Cost Cutters and got a hair cut. That day was September 10, 2001. Please sign and resurrect Robert's mullet and bring back the peaceful world we once knew.
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