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Make Robert Oberg, King of Sweden, into the Nordic God of kink, nipples, and dancing.

Created by K.V. on July 29, 2013

Robert Oberg is the King of Sweden and his nipples are blessed by Odin himself. He deserves a place in the hall of the gods. We the people petition President Obama to formally make Robert Oberg into the Nordic god of kink, nipples, and dancing. Otherwise, Viking hordes will burn and pillage the United States and ensure he instead becomes King of the World. Also Walrus will hump every dead body.

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