mr obama my main man it has come to my attention that robin thicke has been allowed to continue existing and I find this situation very upsetting. He won't mind if you have him assassinated because as you know his whole consent thing is a bit of a 'blurred line' I know he wants it.
he's an animal, it's in his nature, he will jump out on innocent camping families in the woods and maul them! we cannot let this continue, he poses a great threat to our families and females especially. We cannot let this global threat continue.
also his music is putrid and mysoginistic let's ban his music and make everyone listen to the space jam soundtrack for the rest if their blissful lives