We the people would like to request the Obama administration make an official statement urging Warner Brothers to fast-track a sequel to Edge of Tomorrow (or a prequel if that's easier).
Without going too far into the specific reasons for why this movie did not do as well as it should have, we would just like to say that Tom Cruise is an American treasure. Young people just don't get it.
Too often moviegoers are forced to choose between tedious cash-grabs like Transformers 4 and The Amazing Spiderman 2. Let's put an end to mediocre cinema. Good movies are in the public interest, and the administration should make a reasonable effort to promote the production of movies that are both entertaining and insightful.
True Americans, please share this important petition.