We, the people of these United States, formally request that Mark Zuckerburg, Founder of Facebook, be subjugated into making a "Shh" face on the popular social networking site known as Facebook.
This is a key issue in today's society-- just as my female friend; she has a great need for a "Shh" face; after all, she accidentally made a kissy face whilst in the process of attempting to "shh" me with the aforementioned and requested "shh" face.
We cannot simply stand for a nation divided without a "shh" face-- how else will we tell the general populace to cease their verbal accusations and fundamental wrongs?