We the People wish for the government to recognize our lord and Savior, Shrek. Our ogrelord is disappointed in us for not showing our full support.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Shrek was there on 9/11, and saved many children and women while eating onions. He was there when Tommy Oliver was saved by the power rangers and no longer under Rita Repulsa's evil spell. Shrek was there when Sons of Tucson hit the television. Shrek got us through the Twilight Saga, Shrek got us through the tough times of Jersey Shore.
the ogrelord is displeased with us in not looking up to him in his glory in the amazing nation of the United states, if we do not act swiftly we the people fear that the shrekoning will come to our nation if a fury of onion smelling death.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life