Making Danger Zone the National Anthem will be possibly one of the most effective pieces of legislation to ever be passed in the history of the Unites States. For one, scientists estimate that it will make our nation about 150 trillion times more awesome within months. Experts have also come to the conclusion that upon hearing our new national anthem, all communists within a 150 million mile radius will cower in fear at the shear freedom of our great nation. This will also create jobs in every sector and stimulate the economy. The Secretary of Defense and Homeland Security has explicitly stated that this act will greatly improve our counter terrorism efforts domestically and world wide. North Korea sucks. USA! USA! USA! USA!
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