Spiders are evil minions of Satan and need to be stopped. Spiders are the leading cause of anxiety in most suburban white girls thus can be classified as a medical threat.
Spiders are a very serious problem and need to be stopped before it's too late. Evidence has shown that spiders in urban areas are getting bigger. Must we wait until we have Godzilla sized arachnids running amok, burning our churches? Ruining our schools? Devaluing our property and generally being naughty?
Some may say Spiders are an important part of the ecosystem and remove other pests, but we have already invented bug spray and insect repellent. So therefore are no longer needed.
In short Spiders are now obsolete and their soul devouring ways are no longer needed. BEGONE FOUL BEASTS FROM HELL!