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Make suicide mandatory

Created by J.C. on March 30, 2016

Suicide rates, especially among college freshmen, are far too low. Suicide is one of the most effective tools for eliminating inequality and creating social justice. After all, everyone's equal when they're dead. If the Obama administration makes suicide mandatory, we can raise suicide rates to 98% in just one year. Suicide isn't just a right, it's a responsibility.

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