Make sure Tony Questaro returns Splatoon to my house. Tony has borrowed Splatoon for several weeks now, I want it back.

I let Tony borrow Splatoon a while ago, and he hasn't returned it yet. I've texted him a couple times, but he's a busy little boy and can't always immediately get back to me. That's why I want the White House to take action. If Tony were to receive a call from President Obama he would surely return my game post haste. I have plenty of other games, but have really been anxious to play my favorite squid simulator. Help me Barack Obama, you're my only hope.