From Keith Ablow to Kirk Cameron to Dean Cain to Gene Simmons to Geraldo to Jesse Watters to Brian Kilmeade, pretty much every upstanding man with a pulse has been the #OneLuckyGuy on Fox's "Outnumbered" -- except for one.
That one unlucky guy is Todd Starnes.
Sweet mercy does Mr. Starnes have lots to say about illegal invaders, the gays, and large jugs of sweet tea. And yet, for some reason, he has yet to fulfill his Christian duty and spread the good word from that couch.
For the sake of job creation, please make this happen, black Jesus.