This petition is begging the White House to make the wearing of Crocs illegal and punishable by an enormous fine, perhaps $500,000 per offense. Within a day, the national debt would be reduced to zero, and our nation would look (slightly) better as a whole. Additionally, we shouldn't buy into the whole "biodegradable" aspect of Crocs and think it's a load of bullshit. Change has to happen somewhere, and it needs to start here.



