Make Wellesley, Massachusetts a wet town.

The needs of Wellesley, Massachusetts are being unmet! In order to satisfy Wellesley's needs, Wellesley desperately needs to get wet! We are petitioning to get Wellesley wet! The lack of wetness in Wellesley's has deprived countless citizens of the ability to get wet! Also, by making Wellesley wet we would greatly stimulate Wellesley. We cannot sit ideally by and witness the poor citizens of Wellesley suffer from this prolonged drought. The lack of wetness is plaguing the women and children, as well as the students at the prestigious Wellesley College! If, we all bond together, we can penetrate Wellesley and dictate the wetness of Wellesley!