This petition is to make the web forum, Within Hubris, less gay and more fabulous. What does that mean? Well, we need more glittery effects 'n crap. Also, we need a budget of at least $20 to hire some random-ass dude to re-write the forum's code.
Also we need Crash, Dawn, Ifrit, Chuckles, Spirk, Scrub, and Nick regarded as national heroes with their own separate holidays.
Also we need a disaster relief fund for the massive shitstorms that occur once every few weeks.
Thx.