Make the Woodchuck the National Mammal of the United States of America.

We petition President Obama to establish the woodchuck, through executive order, as the national mammal of the United States of America. The woodchuck would become protected from molestation, extermination, and consumption. Secondly, we petition the President to establish a theme song for the animal. The theme song is to be determined by the President, hopefully, a rap theme song. Thirdly, we would require that whenever speaking of the woodchuck that the word majestic be said immediately preceding the animal. For example, the majestic woodchuck is very majestic. Lastly, we would require that a 35 cent coin be minted with the face of Theodore Roosevelt adorning one side and the woodchuck adorning the other.