Mandate that all Americans purchase firearms as permitted by the SCOTUS precedent created on Obamacare SCOTUS ruling.

June 28, 2012, the Supreme Court of the United States ruled that the federal government can require people to buy health insurance or be fined, as long as such a mandate is defined as a tax. This of course sets a precedent that the federal government can require citizens to purchase of anything, or face a fine, as long as it is arbitrarily defined as a tax. With this in mind, I petition President Obama to exert that beloved power of Executive Order to require everybody to purchase of firearms, or face the penalty of being fined. It's a tax and therefore entirely constitutional, according to SCOTUS. So please, Mr. President, mandate all citizens buy guns so they can protect themselves, particularly in the Democrat-run cities where the most murders occur (since Dems have disarmed them).