Why don't toilet seat covers actually cover the toilet seat? It's an affront to human decency! Why must reluctant poopers be forced to waste 2-3 times the toilet paper necessary to cover the remaining space so we can shamefully squat in a public bathroom? It's bad enough we're doing this at all, now we have to panic about just what our butts are touching!
Stop contributing to needless waste and make the toilet seat covers cover the whole seat!



