First of all, we are funny people. We are humorists that admire muppets almost as much as we admire heckling people. We are polite mischief makers and I personally demand that Congress passes an act before November of 2016 to force Christopher into doing what promises to be a truly epic cosplay with me, myself, and I. If Congress doesn't act, I can assure you that terrible things will happen in the form of many missed laughs and opportunities to screw with strangers. Your faithful, patriotic citizen, Sam Owens-Tuite.



