Howard Stern is a radio broadcaster famous for biting humor, long naturally dark hair, and defending our nation during the Vietnam conflict. He currently works for SiriusXM which may be one or two companies depending on which day of the week it is.
The Howard Stern Show is of vital interest to the U.S. economy because it entertains millions of people and keeps them awake at their dead-end jobs. The one exception being the apelike executive producer Gary “Baba Booey” Dell’Abate who naps while the show is being broadcast live. Furthermore, if Howard Stern retired what would celebrity-super-fan Natalie Maines listen to during her daily chores?
We ask President Obama to order Howard Stern to return to the airwaves live in 2016 on any medium but Periscope. F Periscope and F Jeff the Drunk.