Joakim Noah's uncharacteristic shooting form is not only ineffective; it’s lewd; it’s repugnant; it’s downright un-American. For the health and safety of the American people, we must intervene before he inspires a throng of copycat shooters.
Jo's already a defensive powerhouse with elite court vision and exquisite hair --- there's only one thing missing: a silky jumper. He needs to tear it down and relearn shooting fundamentals.
I dream of a world where kids can watch NBA highlights on Youtube without fear of witnessing obscenities (http://goo.gl/K14JNE) --- where our basketball professionals are worthy role models.
As a matter of national importance, I urge President Obama to personally encourage Joakim Noah to develop a respectable shot.