It is imperative that Congress pass a bill and President Obama sign that bill into law decreeing that the Glenn Beck Program return Moron Trivia to its former glorious position on Friday morning programs due to the fact that the level of shenanigans, horseplay and all around tom-foolery has dropped to an all-time low in the United States. We feel that the only irrational way to boost morale levels and to enhance productivity among the record low percentage of working Americans (according to the workforce participation rate (not to be confused with the unemployment rate)) is to bring back MORON TRIVIA! Anything less is a traveshamockery.



