mandate that the Vatican appoints Matt Taylor as Pope

I am making this petition in hopes that the Obama Administration can utilize all of its power to help me, Matthew Taylor, become the next Pope of the Roman Catholic Church. I feel that, as a Jewish American, it is unfair that there has never been a Jewish Pope. I know I can add much needed diversity to the Catholic Church. I just get the feeling that its just "too Catholic" if you know what I mean. President Obama, I think you and I both know that it is time for a CHANGE. Please help me achieve my childhood dream of becoming Pope. Oh and if you could help get the twitter hashtag #PopeMattTaylor2013 trending that'd be great. Thanks man