We the People of the United States, in order to form a more solvent union, petition the administration to manufacture a Twinkie tasked with reducing the national debt by one trillion dollars.
As we push up against the debt ceiling, unrealistic proposals like spending restraint must be cast aside. By creating the trillion dollar Twinkie, we would avert default and continue on the course of our recent economic glory.
Creating the trillion dollar Twinkie would address our top national issue of debt with another pressing issue--fat.
The proposed solution would bear little effect on inflation. Instead of valuing a metal at one trillion dollars, we would attach that worth to an American treasure, which already holds much higher value in the eyes of many.