Between 2006 and 2011, the U.S. Medicare program spent $172 million on penis pumps. We think it's only fair and equitable that a matching amount be made available for women and vibrators.
The health benefits of vibrators have been chronicled for centuries. In 1869 the first steam powered vibrator was invented by American physician George Taylor for use in the treatment of female hysteria.
Today, vibrators are prescribed by respected physicians (such as Dr. Mary Jane Minkin who uses them to treat survivors of gynecological cancers). The health benefits are wide ranging. Vibrators help with blood flow, release estrogen, and can be beneficial for women suffering from a myriad of conditions.
Let's right this wrong and give women & vibrators equal rights – it's the patriotic thing to do!