I, master of the Gays, demand that Mel Roumen gets a Six-pack before Tienertoer.
If Mel doesn't have a drool worthy six-pack by that time, he shall be punished with the "DOOT".
The Punishment goes as follows;
The victim is completely restrained and tied to the ground or any horizontal surface. A rat will then then placed on his stomach covered by a metallic container. As the container was gradually heated, the rat will to look for a way out - through the victim's body.
Digging a hole usually takes a few hours of agonizing pain for the victim. This almost invariantly resulted in death. So you better get started, Mel.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED MEL ROUMEN!!!