Milo Yiannopoulos is the Technology Editor at Breitbart News and is well known as the leading advocate for free speech across the United States and the United Kingdom. His clever comments and non-confrontational personality have made him one of the most universally beloved figures on all sides of the political spectrum.
I'm sure he would make a fantastic press secretary who would never allow controversy or provocateurial antics to ever take place in that hallowed office. In my opinion under the Trump Administration, Milo Yiannopoulos would be the Press Secretary America needs and deserves.