Minimize size of government and spending by eliminating 2 of the 5 sides of "The Pentagon" and rename it "The Triangle"

The overpowering size and spending of the United States government has gotten out of control and needs to be stopped immediately. There are too many overblown and over funded programs that are wasteful and detrimental to the future success of our economy and nation as a whole. The first institution that comes to mind when cutting down expenses is The Pentagon. This building, and the people inside it can just as easily function with three walls as it could with five. We need to eliminate two of the five walls to cut back on expenses. The other two walls can be sold to private institutions like The Wall Builders of America and be used to make new Starbucks or TJ Maxx stores. Turn "The Pentagon" into "The Triangle" and save our childrens' futures!