Since November 7, 2012, our nation has been faced with a major epidemic of Loseritis, commonly known as "electoral butthurt syndrome." Symptoms include crying, screaming, hallucinations, and in many cases complete loss of contact with reality.
We petition the Obama administration to amend the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act ("Obamacare") to include specific provisions and guarantees that these poor benighted souls will receive adequate levels of timely proctological care. Because it's been fun to watch for almost a week, but it's getting old.