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Move the Cardinals baseball team from St. Louis to Los Angeles.

Created by D.K. on October 17, 2014

St. Louis is in a state of emergency. The Cardinals baseball team is a disaster requiring immediate federal intervention. Even with such uneducated, delinquent "fans," this team has somehow driven the city to more crime, more poverty, and a sinking depression. The only logical choice is to move this disgrace to the only city with worse sports fans--Los Angeles.

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