Official Bacon Holiday should be made available to the people, for the people, and by the people. We should all be able to exercise the basic freedom to choose Bacon over other types of meat, to be also included with other meats, to have equal standing with all other meats! You should also have the right to not eat Bacon, as this is your choice. Just not a good one. The first imitation vegan meat was Bacon. Give me Bacon or give me Death!
We respectfully request the 2nd Friday of August...
Two things needed in the middle of summer..
BACON and A THREE DAY WEEKEND!