This country needs a Head Ass Kicker. And there's only one man for the job: 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin. He should be in charge of all ass kicking endeavors that the United States is involved in.
The six-time WWF Champion simply tears it up, make no mistake about it. Furthermore, his experience as the Co-General Manager of Monday Night Raw as well as his role of Sheriff on the very same program prove he can lead an Ass Kicking Task Force if necessary.
Is there anybody better for this job? Hell no. Is Austin a phenomenal choice? Hell yeah.
So I ask all of you to sign this petition and do the right thing: Make 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin the Head Ass Kicker of this great nation.