Seth MacFarlane sucked as the host of the 2013 Oscars. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler killed it at this year's Golden Globes. It seems ridiculous to leave the choice up to the Academy AGAIN next year when everyone in America is on the same page, here. GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT.
For years, we've sat back and watched as Billy Crystal wore blackface, stoned James Franco introduced presenters, and Seth MacFarlane sang about breasts. No more. We want—nay—we NEED the Obama administration to do what's right. The world deserves a better class of Oscar hosts.
Eloquent. Hilarious. Intelligent. Beautiful. Tina and Amy ARE that better class of Oscar hosts.
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler for you. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler for me. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler for America.