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The National Red Sox Fan Relief Program

Created by K.C. on October 02, 2011

This legislation would finance a program to allow FEMA to rescue and rehabilitate the scores of crushed and broken Boston Red Sox fans after their inevitable collapse at the end of each Major League Baseball season.

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