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Nationally recognize my cat, while cute, is an enemy of the state

Created by F.H. on November 16, 2012

My cat, Miss V, is totally adorable, but what pictures don't show is her constant berating of anyone who does not follow her precise goals and ideas. Ann Coulter has nothing on this cat who is loudly racist against Peruvians, has threatened to light both dogs on fire and offensivley chastizes the way the household chooses to use its available finances. We the people would like to send her to Guantanamo for routine torture and dress down.

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