Over 50 million people play the digital card game Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft. Every day, hundreds of thousands of these people experience unbearable trauma due to the Shaman class representatives "Thrall" and "Morgl".
Many people have considered taking their lives after untimely Wrath of Air Totem rolls. This has to stop. Blizzard has shown themselves incapable of this task, it's time to ask Congress to nerf Shaman.