NEVER erect a statue of the Ten Commandments without first erecting a statue to His Holiness The Flying Spaghetti Monster! Where as the Ten Commandments were man made, the universe was Pasta made by Him in all His noodly wisdom. Scientists are just now discovering the Higgs Boson and how He has left His personal signature for us to find. The simple fact that the structure of our DNA perfectly matches that of a fusilli pasta is PROOF we were designed by Him. Therefore, now and forever, The Flying Spaghetti Monster and his higher morality should be acknowledged before ANY man made laws.



