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The No-Skip Act

Created by E.A. on January 06, 2013

With the 3,000+new Obama regulations going out this year, a new one shall be instituted. One must not skip Free bird when it comes on Radio, Pandora, Spotify, XM, MP3, etc. etc. etc. It shall be deemed unconstitutional to skip Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd or Spirit in the Sky by Norman Greenbaum. And by 2014, every American will have to listen to Free Bird three times a day: Dawn, High Noon, and Dusk. This is the only way to fix america. It's not Bush's fault or Obama's fault, it's bad music like Dubstep's fault.
This is the only way America

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