John Yawn Kerry has proven himself to be a traitor, liar and poser assisting and aiding the enemy by embolden the North Vietnamese while our sons lay dying on the field of battle. In short, he is a traitor to American interests and sovereignity. We nominate in his stead the honorable Al Bundy, president of N.O.M.A.A.M. and the only football player in Polk High history to score 4 touchdowns in a single game. He is well suited for this sensitive diplomatic post as he has convinced fat women they look good in shoes 3 sizes too small for many years. He is a much better suited candidate then Yawn John Kerry.



