It is a well known fact that Chuck Norris knows more about defending things than any man or woman that has ever lived. Ever.
Why not nominate the man who carries a third fist in his beard to protect the land that stretches from sea to shining sea?
We demand that Chuck Norris receive a nomination to become our new Secretary of Defense.
A man of the people.
A man of the nation.
A man of the roundhouse kick.