We have a national poet. Congress just named a national mammal.
In these stressful and uncertain times, we feel that there should a national buffoon, to bring levity to the country.
Buffoon, or Jesters , were in charge of entertaining the court and public in medieval times, and we could revive this tradition with great benefits.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jester#Buffoon
Further we propose to nominate Donald J Trump as the National Buffoon.