Stephen Colbert has suggested himself to replace Eric Holder as Attorney General of the United States. We, the undersigned, agree and implore the Obama Administration to nominate Mr. Colbert.
As Mr. Colbert has said, he is not an attorney but knows a lot of things "in general" and is a fast learner. For instance, he claims to have fallen asleep during "Law and Order" and woke up having learned the word "jurisprudence."